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musings and the freakin' truth from our boy razique juan (aka jurassic one).
06.04.05: with so much drama in the L.B.C its kinda hard bein snoop D-O double G but i somehow, some way keep comin up with funky ass shit like every single day may i kick a lil somethin for the G's ( yeah ) znd make a few ends as ( yeah ) i breeze through 2 in da mornin and da party's still jumpin cause my mumma aint home i gots bitches in da livin room gettin it on and they aint leavin til 6 in da mornin so whatcha wanna do, sheeit i got a pocket full of rubbers an my home boyz do too so turn off da lights and close da dooes but ( but what ) we don't know them hoes, yeah so we gunna smoke an ounce to dis G's up hoes down while you mutha fuckers bounce to dis
rollin down da street smokin indo sippin on gin and juice laid back, with my mind on money and my money on my mind
rollin down da street smokin indo sippin on gin and guice laid back, with my mind on my money and my money on my mind
now that i got me some seagrams gin everybody got they cups but they still aint chipped in now this types of shit happens all da time you gots to get yours but fool i gots to get mine everythin is fine when you listenin to da D-O-G i got the cultivatin music dat be captivatin he who listsnes to the words dat i speak as i take me a drink to da middle of da street and get to mackin to this bitch named sadie, she used to be home boys lady, oh dat bitch 80 degrees whe i tell dat bitch please raise up off these N-U-Ts cause you gets none of these at ease as i mob with da dogg pound feel da breeze beeitch, i'm just
rollin down da street smokin indo sippin on gin and juice laid back with my mind on my money and my money on my mind
rollin down da street smokin indo sippin on gin and juice laid back with my mind on my money and my money on my mind
later on dat day my homey Dr Dre came through with a gang of tanqueray and a fat ass j of some bubonic chronic dat made me choke shit this aint no joke i had to back up off of it sit my cup down tanqueray and chronic yeah i'm fucked up now but it aint no stoppin, i'm still pppin dre got some bitches for da city of compton to serve me not with a cherry on top cause when i bust my nut i'm raisin up off da cot don't get upset girl thats just how i oes i don't love you hoes i'm out da do and i'll be
rollin down da street smokin indo sippin on gin and juice laid back with my mind my money and my money on mind
rollin down da street smokin indo sippin on ginand juice laid back with my mind on my money and my money on my mind.
dig dis saint niggalis and sing mutha fucka.
razique to the juan.
27.7.04 : yo ass reaaly need to be listenin to the sweet sounds of the theivery corporation, da new dj set album is dat sweet ass shyat likd. y'all needs to be listenin to dj nu-marks album "hands on" dig it groovey mutha fucka. dese 2 maaaa fuckin albums is what daddy thinks its all bout. theivery corporation done blended a collection of smooth sounds, comins from da reggae, soul, jazz, bossa nova, afro-beat ands so maaaaa fuckin on. do botha us a favour flavour, goes and listen. da album is called the outernational sound and it is digable, planet. dj nu-mark done come from da jurassic, he done spin da spinnin shit with that other slick maaaaaaaaa fucka, cut chemist. nu-mark done blended it all in dere for nigs like yous and i to trullllllllllllllly diggggggggggggggg, ya dig? listen to both dese.
16.3.04 : i done gots to pologise to y'all 1st and mutha fuckin 4-most babies. da raz aint forgotten bout y'all, he done just needs to priorties his shit, and members that the people is important and dat he mus keep this shit here regular, dig.
daddy been buzzzzzy lately babaies, and groovin has been put on da maaaa fuckin back burner. see not only do da raz like to talk to y'all bout livin and groovin, he also mus protect da people. an dat is why i brutha been missin fo some time.
i done been a detective in da lapd for some damn time, and what happen babies is dat da white crackers decided dat razique need a new partner. so these mutha fuckers give me some crazy ass white boy, and this boy aint crazy in dat good way y'all, he crazy in a bad mutha fuckin way. this boy done told me, he done thought bout killin hisself, and dat he done got a special bullet wit a mutha fuckin hollow point, so he can blow the back of his mutha fuckin head clean off yo.
see peoples, i don't like to judge nobody, so i be thinkin, i done gots to give this crazy fool the benefit o da doubt. this mutha fucker proceeds to get raz in much trouble, when he go done decide dat he goins to bring these other crazy white mutha fuckers, dat be dealin nar-cot-tics, the fuck down.
he done be jumpin off buildins with people, karatayin people, shootin his damn gun at people, and gettin da botha us in summmmmmm serious maaaa fuckin bullshiyyyyat.
at first y'all i be thinkin dis boy is crazy and he goins to get both our asses capped, but, then i start seein what he be seein and i done came to da conclusion dat i need to help my boy martin riggs the fuck out.
so we start bein all cool and shit seems to be on da up and up, til those crazy white mutha fuckers decide to go after da razzzzzzzez family, and that shit don't fly y'all, dig.
so i done decide dat, oh shit y'all, that shit didn't happen to razique, that shit happened to danny g-lovers character detective roger murtaugh in lethal weapon. shit babies, daddy done just got confused. dig.
madlib shades of blue, is somethin that y'all needs to be listenin 2. dis smooth ass shit, is a buncha old jazz, funk numbers from the blue note label, that has done been remixed by that smooth mutha fucker madlib.he done taken original tracks by donald byrd, bobby hutcherson, ronnie foster, herbie hancock and horace silver, and done groove them the funk out.
dis smooth ass shit can be, grooved to witchyour friends or on your mutha fuckin lonesome y'all, dig. madlib done worked these shits well, so well babies that you can use this smooth shit for anything. i done personally prefer playin dis smooth ass shit when i done prepare some smooth ass food, with some smooth ass booze, on a damn smoooth ass night for my smooth ass lady. diggit y'all. this cool ass album can be 4 many, or not 2 mutha fuckin many at all, yeahh allllright, yesssssssssir, dig.
madlib, shades o blue- file under remix o smooth shit, dat i can definately get my mutha fuckin groove on, however da fuck i done wants 2.
another album y'all should be diggin on if you done get the chance, is miles davis on the corner. i don't gots to esplain any o dis to those that know already, to those that don't. you aint ever gunna get it, if you aint already got it, dig babies.
razique juan ( a mutha of a lover, soul brother)
01.03.04 : look goddammit i gots ta step da fuck in and apologise to all y'all for the raz here since dat fool aint done nuthin on this page for months! SHEEET - and all dis despite my greatest imploring and SUPPORT that a brutha could eva muster yo! tho i can say fo' sure that tha brutha done been mighty busy of late, but still he gots to understand and wassmore - RESPECT - his co-mmit-ments to y'all before he goes all flyin' down to melville and bullsheet - wassat?! dats right peoples... word is out! fool bests gets his bullshit to-geth-da-fuck-er before dis here page get pulled from under his ass! holla!
look yes yes y'all and you don't stop.
thats right my beautiful babies, the RAZ is in let the fun begin.
first fucking things first, raz been busy with the work for the money. "RAZ WORK HARD 4 DA MONEY, SO HARD 4 IT HONEY, RAZ WORK HARD 4 DA MONEY, SO Y'ALL BEST BACK DA FUCK UP".
now that we done got that da fuck out da way, lets talk ?uestlove. smooth mutha fucker from the roots. for those of y'all that aint never heard of the roots, get the fuck off my page and staple your tounge to your chin.
not only is ?uest a smooth mutha fuckin drummer that rivals our beloved spaceman, he done produced some fine shit of his own.
which bring me to a compilation that ?uest released on BBE ( BARELY BREAKING EVEN) titled "BABIES MAKIN BABIES".
?uest done selcted a number smooh soul songs that are all related to the love and gettin the love.
this shit consist of roy ass, minnie ripperton, bill withers, denise williams, earth wind and fire, rufus and chakka khan ( i can't spell), and smokey robinson.
which bring me to my next point, i was at the fine glebe markets on saturday, diggin on the sunshine and the smooth mutha fuckin vibe, that was in no way harshin my mellow. until i was informed by my so called brother spaceman jones, that he infact found an original, not re released copy of smokey robinsons "quiet storm". now normally this kinda shit wouldn't bother my ass, however this is a record that the raz has been searchin 4, 4 some mutha fuckin time.
but fair is fair y'all and that boy did find it first.
seductive sunday, this weekend. yeah doggggggggggggggggg. 4 those of y'all that have done experienced seductive sundays in da pass. yeah thats right.
4 those that aint. maybe some other time.
i aint sure whats gunna happen tomorrow, but i is sure as shit know what aint gunna happen today.
babies makin babies- questlove. yeah, thats it bitches.
THE R TO DA MUTHA FUCKIN A TO DA Z.
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